Shrinking Derek My Black Ass Can Cook Apron

Have You Watched Shrinking Yet?

If not, what are you even doing? Shrinking is the comedy-drama gem you didn’t know you needed. Created by Bill Lawrence, Jason Segel, and Brett Goldstein, this show follows a therapist (played by Segel) who’s had enough of holding back so he dives headfirst into his patients’ lives while dealing with his own grief. With Harrison Ford dropping wisdom, Jessica Williams bringing sass, and Christa Miller delivering laughs, this show is a rollercoaster of emotions with a whole lot of heart.

Your Kitchen Deserves a Glow-Up

Okay, real talk how many times have you splattered tomato sauce on your favorite shirt? That’s where a killer apron comes in. It’s not just about keeping clean; it’s about leveling up your kitchen game. A good apron gives you main-character energy, protects your outfit like a loyal bestie, and makes you feel like a legit chef, even if you’re just flipping pancakes. If you’re cooking without one, are you even really cooking? Exactly time to fix that.

This Apron? It’s a Whole Mood

Say hello to the “Derek My Black Ass Can Cook Apron,” inspired by the series humor and unfiltered realness of Shrinking. This isn’t your basic, boring apron its a celebrity-inspired and the perfect mix of premium quality material. Hilarious, and totally functional, just like the show itself. If you’re a fan of Shrinking or just someone who loves owning the kitchen like a boss, this apron lets everyone know: that you’ve got the skills, and you’re not afraid to show it.

Ready to make cooking your new flex? Cooking without an apron is like going to war without armor sure, you might survive, but your favorite shirt definitely won’t. Plus, who wants to explain a pasta sauce crime scene on their clothes? Get the apron, save the drip! This apron’s got you covered literally. Even its top choice for your friend or loved one who own a kitchen like a boss.